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Puckering Time

It's now or never.

The pretentious vs. The portentous

Let's all get real. No matter how gorgeous or silly people seem to be in front of national television, screaming and wailing and smirking and boogering and whatever, it's just one crappy idiotic program. Haven't you noticed anything suspicious? Even in the first editions of the shitload, one can easily notice it, if you are a keen observer. Those people claim that they act so "naturally" that the environment was so conducive to bring out the ripe time to express their true emotions, their authentic human nature, ha. Pure blah.

I don't watch the TV nowadays but still information seem to bludgeon me like a 50-pounder mallet on my skull. Haven't seen it on TV, but my ears shall hear every single utterances of mad fanatics from hell, narrating in full color the pernicious evilness of this famous personage from an equally famous "reality TV" show, of how this vile woman acquired her unruly behavior, blah blah blah.

There is this principle stating that the behavior of a particle is altered by the mere presence of an observer. In layman's terms, the presence of a gazillion cameras inside every single corner of a bungalow can make you behave in your most unnatural manner. You don't normally pick your nose in front of many people - unless you have the habit of doing so in public, you are gross- and you simply can't raise a finger and cuss like a pirate in front of millions of viewers, lest you'd be summoned by the powers of a Guardian and strike you and your idiotic program dead - how I wish it would happen. And do you think you can poop inside the john when an HD camera is focused on your twitching face?

Why spend hours raging like some manic-depressive lout over an emasculating bitch (but honestly I personally find her cute)? Why lacrimate gallons on someone who doesn't even give a blasting fart on your hapless face when in fact s/he is just concerned with your money? Why even rivet your eyes every single night and spend vast sums of money in order to get yourself updated with the senseless lives of non-famous celebrity wannabes - has-beens is probably more appropriate. Or the most appropriate term.

Like I said, get real.
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At Sat Jun 30, 03:44:00 PM, Blogger the philosphical bastard retorts...

we are all victims of media. i hate media.    

At Sat Jun 30, 10:02:00 PM, Blogger Jhed retorts...

GO WENDY!!! LOL. :P    

At Sun Jul 01, 12:02:00 AM, Anonymous Heneroso retorts...

eww pbb! haha    

At Sun Jul 01, 01:12:00 AM, Blogger Jigs retorts...

I agree with you there's nothing worth watching on TV nowadays. People actually do not like reality on TV, the more scripted it is, the more enthralled the masses are.

PBB blows by the way. Haha!    

At Sun Jul 01, 09:09:00 PM, Blogger Mike retorts...

the philosophical bastard: i could not actually hate the media for its notoriety because i'm a media person myself. it's just bad that they showcase all those crap to commoditize.

jhed: kahit hindi ko napanood ang buong kabuuan ng pbb, cute si wendy. kebs ko sa ugali niya. haha.

heneroso: you can say that again.

jigs: there is nothing to watch on TV. nothing as in Nothing.

and pbb is moronic. thank you.    

At Mon Jul 02, 12:01:00 PM, Blogger The King retorts...

I don't religiously watch PBB, nakikibalita lang. Because I learned from someone who knows a housemate that they profile the housemates to certain characters. So the way they act on the show is partly scripted. I watch sometimes, but only to see how ridiculous the show has become, hehe. Nag-eenjoy din naman ako sa pangookray, haha!    

At Mon Jul 02, 12:04:00 PM, Blogger Billycoy retorts...

oo nga, bukod sa problema sa politika... may nadagdag pa... ang samang epekto ng pagnanais ng magandang buhok at ang PBB.    

At Mon Jul 02, 12:46:00 PM, Anonymous juice retorts...

First PBB was the best. Because it was the premiere. After that it just became an excuse to get famous and rattle about how fucked up you are on national television. It's even going waaaay bad in this 2nd season. I haven't watch a SINGLE episode this 2nd one. I don't want to either.    

At Mon Jul 02, 07:07:00 PM, Anonymous Skye retorts...

I'm guessing this is all about PBB. I have not watched a single episode of the sh*t, nor do I care to. From what I've seen (around 5 minutes of crap), I have deduced that the show is useless, a waste of airtime, and definitely a braincell-zapper.

I do not care to watch people scratching their ass in front of TV. I also don't give a crap who broke up with whom or who pulled a prank on whom.

I don't know why people mindlessly watch TV shows like these. Utter crap.

Because of the onset of bad TV in the Philippines, I have learned to stay away from the telly and just acquaint myself with the news through the internet.

P.S. From what I've read about you (The Perpetrator) I'm happy to say that we got a lot of things in common. We're both 19, in UP (well, I'm based in Manila), loving Gerry's Grill, with a bad case of hypertension, and finally, adore venti java chip. Can't live without that. OK, that's technically NOT a lot. lol    

At Mon Jul 02, 07:49:00 PM, Blogger Mike retorts...

the king: well, almost everything is scripted, so what's the point of watching it, right?

billycoy: ang masasabi ko lang diyan eh...pro-globalization ang PBB at ang shampoo commercials. totoo. try to analyze them.

juice: yeah, the first edition was full of spectacle that i was too riveted in my TV screen. but when the succeeding editions came up, i became so fed up that i ended up hatching murderous wordplays if ever i accidentally come across them.

skye: you haven't watched the damn program? it's perfectly fine, but try anyway. you'll get to prove that there are far more stupid people than intelligent ones.

PBB is so bad, it's just bad. i believe it was a foul plot to make clones of the producers - a race of idiots. good thing we're still here, haha.

so we got lots of parallels between us. do you think we're soulmates? hahahahaha. just kidding.    

At Tue Jul 03, 12:59:00 PM, Anonymous fruityoaty retorts...

I'm assuming that "PBB" refers to Pinoy Big Brother... which I've never seen since I live in Canada... nor have I ever (or will ever) see the North American versions. I stay away from reality TV programming - mostly crap.

I'd rather read a book.    

At Tue Jul 03, 06:30:00 PM, Blogger Mike retorts...

fruityoaty: if ever there would be an accidental transmission of PBB in Canada, please, for the love of God, don't watch it.

i would rather you read The Ghosts of Manila by james Hamilton-Patterson than switching on the TV.    

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