Mike [is a] 19 [year old student of] UP Diliman. [He loves swigging large amounts of] Venti Banana Java Chip [and likes doing] Board works [for] Radio. [He scribbles with a] Pilot VBall [occasionally surfs the WWW with an] iBook G4. [He is ] Not tall. [He loves] Adidas. [He also knows how to] Sleep. [He likes] Nike. [Every Saturday he gets up early to] Jog. [Two of his faved restos are] Gerry's Grill [and] Dencio's. [His favorite subject in high school and college is] Not mathematics. [He reads a lot of] Books [except the Harry Potter series]. [His eyes are aided with a pair of] Levi's eye-g's. [He is] Nice. [He is definitely] Very nice. [He wears] Giordano. [He is taking up] Speech Communication. [At a young age, he is a] Professional insulter. [He likes] The colors white, blue, black. [Beware of] High blood pressure. [He prefers] Mineral water [and] Coke Light. [He likes to] Talk [and] Scream. [He always has this tendency to] Think [deeply, and people have this misguided attempt to call him] Serious. [This is his one and only maintained] Blog. [His name is] Mike.
(P.S. Despite photographic evidence, he is most emphatically not ugly.)