Change that dial. Now.
The corniest joke I've heard from their resident DJ, Johnny Baby. (This being uttered in the morning of the 14th, the official launch date of BrgyLS. Upon hearing this I hurriedly took the remote controller and changed the frequency to 89.9. I felt better.)
"Oh, may joke ako. (Something like that) Anong gatas ang hindi iniinom?"
"Eh di, panis na gatas!"
To quote a title from a book, Ngwek ngwek ngwek ngwek. Oh, I'm sorry but I think I missed the joke. What was that again?
To all sleep deprived people, I think it's high time for us to take that long-awaited slumber while we look forward to some sort of a miracle to happen here.