My hair. With gels, waxes...
Speaking of hair gels, my Christian Living teacher way back in Senior High once told me that hair gels, spray nets, and other chemicals used for hair treatment can soften the skull, thus making it vulnerable to all sorts of the world's ickiness. She added further that once you get your skull to be in that state, the chemicals can seep inside your brain and can damage your system. I don't know about the accuracy of my teacher's statements, but it sure made me petrified for some time. But since I had no other way to keep my hair in place than putting on globs of hair gels, I'm still an avid fan of the infamous skull pounders. I've been using hair gels for almost nine years now, and I don't have problems with my brain case.
And there is also the problem of hair stylists. My friendly neighborhood barber is one of the greatest barbers available. I've been his customer for almost two years. Occasionally when I have extra money to spend, I sit inside Bruno's Barbers and let the stylist do his thing. Going Straight Salon and David's are also great choices, especially when they get to massage your scalp all the way to the back. Ooooh, I could almost feel it. All of these salons will charge you around 200 bucks, but hey it's worth it.
Friends wonder how I look like when I don't get to fix my hair with gels. I say it'll be the most horrifying day of their lives, more terrible than experiencing an attack of diarrhea in the middle of your Math exam. My hair would resemble a cloud or some kind of an exotic mushroom if you remove the hair gel in it, and you wouldn't want to see me in that state. I'd be homicidal.
By the way, I'd like to acknowledge Gatsby Mat and Hard for keeping me company, and also much thanks to L'Oreal Liquid Gel, Dep Sport Sculpting Clay, Dep Sport #10, Osis, and Alberto V05. All these products made it through the most rigid product testings under the harshest environmental settings possible. They're kind of expensive, but there's nothing more than keeping you from being paranoid. If you're kind of close-fisted, products from Splash could also do the same thing. All of them proven to be very effective. And I'm saying this without undue sarcasm.